I Feel Love offers the following disturbingly plausible prospectus for "the tackiest production of the Ring
ever": "The whole
thing is set in an American high school. Gods vs Nibelungs = Jocks vs
Nerds. Wotan is the basketball coach; Valhalla is the new school gym
he’s had built by doing dodgy deals with the Mafia (Fasolt and Fafner).
The Valkyries are cheerleaders. Brünnhilde is the Natalie Wood/Molly
Ringwald character who transgresses all social boundaries. Siegfried is
the James Dean/Christian Slater figure who brings about the dialectical
collapse of the whole rotten high-school caste system, and the burning
of the school gym at the end ushers in a new social order based on
Tolerance, Good Citizenship and Academic Merit! Tell me it wouldn’t
work."