A Friedrich Hollaender moment

Hollaender's scalding satire of antisemitism appeared in his Spuk in der Villa Stern revue of 1931. The lyrics are here, though they lose bite in translation. My attempt at one verse:

    If the telephone is busy,
    If the bathtub's sprung a leak,
    If your income's wrongly added,
    If the sausage tastes like soap,
    If there's no baked bread on Sunday,
    If the Prince of Wales is gay,
    If the furniture makes noise at night,
    If your doggie's stool is hard:
    The Jews are to blame for everything,
    For everything the Jews are to blame …